Napal

That country with the weird triangley flag. 🇳🇵

Napal has a weird *ss flag that represents the Himalayas.

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Se suicider

To commit suicide in french.

Wanna go to the mall?
Se suicider.
Huh? Is that french?

Dwayne the Roc Johnson

When Dwayne Johnson turns into a giant mythological bird from Arabic mythology.

A Roc is a giant mythological bird in Arabic mythology.
Dwayne the Roc Johnson? He’s not a bird, buddy.

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i

When Apple runs out of ideas for unique product names (not that that will happen, Apple’s not unique) so just removes the suffix completely and calls their product ‘i’.

Apple is selling small jars with a vaccum inside and calling the ‘i’. Get it? It’s nothing so it’s just ‘i’.
*Googles “how to tie a noose”*

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Business Class

Taking this is a terrible decision.

Business class is so boring. I’m writing this in business class. Business class is SO boring that I’m writing an Urban Dictionary definition about it to help relieve bordom in the class. It’s not working.
It’s SO boring that I was just touring Penny Lane in Google Street View.

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Urban Dictionary

The act of CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED a girl’s CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED.

Urban Dictionary is dirty.

Lynx

The Default Lynx is the default of non-defaults.

Everybody plays as Lynx while Zenith is left in the dust.