Clit-Cada

Just like the cicadas come up every so often, so does the Clit-Cada, as man cannot predict the timing of when this creature will surface.

I came home from work, I was stressed out, and my wife’s Clit-Cada was nowhere to be found.

Anus Cliteralis

The opening to the rectum

I was with my partner and wanted to make love to her Anus Cliteralis

Goyamas

Gentile people eating casseroles and plenty of mayonnaise on Christmas.

I’m going to my relatives to celebrate Goyamas

Hi Krunch

The greatest SNF team in White Mountain history

The Hi Krunch is a way of life

Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

Clitcoin

Pussy being the most valuable currency in the world

I enjoy accumulating as much Clitcoin as I can

Pussanity

Going mental from not getting enough pussy

It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid, I’m suffering from pussanity!