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When a person hasnât picked up from their guy in a while but wants to smoke a bowl of cannabis really bad, so they thumb through their drugget (roll carpeting) to find bud that has spilled.
Wife: âHun! Weâre out of flower but I wanted to surprise you so I got down on my hands and knees with a flashlight and looked for drugget nuggets!â
Husband: âGreat! Stay there while we smoke?â
When a girl drinks too much Sonic Strawberry Lemonade and her pussy begins to taste like strawberries, so she invites you for a special night of cunnilingus except sheâs extra juicy because she unknowingly started her period that night.
Yo I heard your girl surprised you with some strawberry sauce the other night
Bruh Iâm ngl I had no idea, that pussy juice did legit taste like straight strawberries tho