SALMOWNED

A variant of "owned." During a secret santa gift event on a popular message forum, someone was sent a piece of smoked salmon. Needless to say he was quite pissed.

fag - "well, i got my secret santa gift...it was a giant piece of smoked salmon....i hope the fucking cat likes it."

asshole - "HAHAHAHAHH SALMOWNED."

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bilky

Typically used by African American teenagers in the late 90's. It is slang for "gross" or "that's some sick shit!"

Martel - "Yeah nigga, i was at da party last night and der was hair all up in Shelonda's arm pits 'n shit!"

Darnel - "Daaaaaym nigga, dats bilky!"

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fucky mocha

A variant of coffee mocha. Usually said to aggravate cashiers at coffee shops. Heavily used by foreigners because they actually think it is pernenounced "fucky mocha" rather than "coffee mocha."

Arab Guy - Ey, i want fucky mocha
Cashier - Excuse me?
Arab Guy - Fucky Mocha!
Cashier - You mean coffee mocha?
Arab Guy - Coffee mocha? Since when it called coffee mocha!?
Cashier - :tard:

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