Goatism

A group of awesome people who pledge allegiance to the goat, the llama, the alpaca, and hillbillies as well as the horse song, hillbilly song and the chicken on a raft.

Religion.

That man would do very well running a seven eleven in norweigia. I bet he could even last 500 hours or more with a chiken on a raft. We should force him to join goatism.