Catch hand

The hand you don't use while masturbating. 'Catch hand' applies when in the slightly unfortunate situation where you masturbate past the point of no return, but suddenly realise that you don't have a tissue. Or a sock. Or a girlfriend!

Mike: Oh my god what happened your hand?
Joe: Never mind, its only my catch hand!
Mike: That is disgusting Joe

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FYMFI

For your mother fucking information

FYMFI - here is that report you wanted.

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Memory bank

Where you put a mental image of a hot girl you just saw, to save for 'alone time' later on.

Mike: Wow did you see that girl?
Joe: Yeah she's going in the memory bank!

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