Window Licker

LSD - A person who drops acid by licking a tab of window pane acid. Then this person gets weird and other people think it is okay to call this person a retard.

Guy One: Here dude lick this.
Guy Two: What is it?
Guy One: A lollipop.
Guy Two: It doesn't look like a lollipop.
Guy One: Well it will after you lick it.
Guy Two: (Guy Two licks the tab, and then questions Guy One.)
Guy Two: How do you figure that?
Guy One: The eyes are the windows to the soul, and you will see things differently after you lick it. Let me clue you in. That tab is window pane, but you don't have to take it if you don't want to.
Guy Two: What is window pane?
Guy One: Window pane acid.
Guy Two: wtf man this is LSD? I already licked it.
Guy One: I guess that makes you a Window Licker.

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Pupe

Pupe is when someone has such severe diarrhea that they basically just throw up out the poop hole instead of a puke out of the mouth when sick. Pupe is sometimes also known as throwing rooster tails, or blowing up the toilet.

Guy One: I thought Johnny was going to puke, but no! He dropped trow and puped on Shirley's lawn.
Guy Two: Wow, on the lawn? I guess it's kind of tough to hold back a fine pupe of the highest caliber after a good night of partying.
Guy One: Indeed it is good sir, indeed it is.
Guy Three: My Grand dad had to pupe once at a family reunion. He said something about never trusting a fart after 50.
Shirley: Get off my lawn, and hose off that pupe!

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