Frisco Steamer

When you are drunk outside a Steak ‘n Shake and your husband drops his frisko melt on your chest!

My drunk ass came here for a milkshake not a Frisco Steamer!

Indiana eye drop

When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.

Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”