Scapecoach

When the head coach is sacked and the focus of the clubs failings

Scapecoach being defined as “Stewart Dew is sacked mid season, even though he has had to deal with a limited list and injuries to key players.”

Screentard

screen referring to any digital device with a display, tard taken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development

The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.

That kid is a total Screentard!

They are a generation of Screentards!

When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!