Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice