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The subtle art of ramming 2 fingers into a soaking Bacon Purse at a speed of no less than 5mph but less than 10 as you don't want to break the speed limit
I was totally Speedpoking the fuck out of the wife last night, fingers were smoking
a cotton wadded shite absorber to put up your hoop when seepege occurs due to gay anal destruction
Bumpon also known as manpax, one for the arse and one for the bacon purse/lady friendly
holy shit im on super plus bumpons today,
if it keeps on like this i am going to have to get a loan of more from my dad
the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection
got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam
might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!
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when the reek coming off your rancid clunge could perm hair and straighten a niggers curly afro.
oh my god what the fuck has the hair dresser been up to , is she perming her rat or killing a cat.
either way that amonia gusset is killing some pussy
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when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice
whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know
why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights
The act of removing a used tampon from a ladies vagina and proceeding to smoke it
Smoked that fat blood cigar down to the clumpy bits