Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.

-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"

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