Burnout

A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:

1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.

The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.

Man: Remember that one time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?

Woman: I still have the scars!

Men: Mental and physical!

*both laugh*

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Golden Rectangle

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.

I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.