shoetuation

a situation where you acquire far too many shoes for your closet, house, life, and wife (or husband) to handle

we've got a shoetuation on our hands here, there's 35 pairs of Jordan's in the closet and no room for baby clothes

manbligation

an obligation men have.

watching football on Sunday. creating a bracket and following March madness. watching the NBA playoffs. these are manbligations.

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brotential

having the potential or possibility of being bro or bro-esque, acting like a bro, supplementing as a bro, or in all practicality, having the ability to bro out

1. that f-150 has serious brotential, you oughta lift that shit.

2. your fist pumps have serious brotential for making the 2011 jersey shore cast

3. i realized my buddy had brotential when he couldn't go out without all of his friends at once, gelling his hair, and ordering heinekens and jageh bahmbs, all fuckin night

4. not now chief, i may brotentially be in the fuckin zone

5. i got my game cube, jack johnson albums, a six pack, a BIG black dildo, and a can of axe. this night has serious brotential.

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bachelist

a list of activities for a bachelor party, you can't plan a bachelor party without a bachelist

you make the bachelist for ya boys bachelor party yet? beers, bars, boobs? what are we checking off on the bachelist?

welfie

A person who is wealthy in the amount of selfies they have of themselves. A person who takes a lot of selfies should be referred to as a welfie person.

Damn, that bitch is taking pictures of herself all the time. She welfie as hell!

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