A Charlie is a lean mean fighting machine, many of them destine grow up to lead many into battle. They all wield their penisâs with great confidence as they average 9ft in length and 3ft in circumference. It is told that these mighty penisâs are indestructible with full flexibility and elastic ability allowing the Charlie to whip its penis aprox 15ft farther than its natural length. It is important to be wary around a Charlie, insulting one could end with a penis wack to the face.
Factoid: Charlieâs have the largest penisâs in the galaxy, the longest surpassing a mile in length and 10 meters in circumference
Factoid: Charlieâs are the only species know to be able to complete full body masterbation
Ohhhhh shit Charlieâs massive penis is to damn strong