Fart

An explosion between your buttcheeks. Sometimes it is a loud, painful, obnoxious clap and other times it’s an itty bitty toot poot. The deadliest kind are known as ninja farts which release toxic levels of human methane in the form of a gaseous explosion originating from the butt hole.

Starbucks accidentally forgot to use oatmilk in my Venti iced blonde vanilla latte with vanilla cold foam, 2 pumps of caramel, 3 pumps of chai, and an extra shot of espresso and now my butthole burns from ninja farts from the deepest depths of hell knows know as my gut.