Chuuyaz

A mutual of mine that is so down bad that grass wouldn’t do anything to her at this point. She needs to touch a whole damn forest.

Person 1: omg I bet Chrollo has that King Kong schlong, that sloppy gloppy puthay destroyer 9000. Like have you seen that man?? Gawd dayum he could crush my internal organs and I would thank him. I’d give him that gawk gawk any day.

Me: ew wtf get away from me chuuyaz