Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

Methacle

A miraculous occurence proceeded by copious amounts of methamphetamine use, A moment of clarity and inspiration immediately following heavy methamphetamine use.

"Dang Clem, It were a methacle that alligator snapping turtle didn't bite my penis off wrestling, it bit straight through my overalls, Glad I smoked some meth first!"