oo wap de bumting?

A question asked amongst friends, when a seriously bumting girl is present. This question, asked discretely and randomly totally confuses the girl, allowing the friends to casually give their answers. Either "she de bumting" for yes, or "She no de bumting" for no

Classic way of deciding whether a girl is actually bumting

*girl walks in*
1st friend: "OO WAP DE BUMTING?"
2nd friend: "she de bumting ="

SAWWTED XD

fair do's

Can answer to absolutely anything.

If something good happens to you it's fair do's, if something bad happens to you it's fair do's

or if you havent listened to the question you were just asked, or the answer you just recieved, fair do's will make everything ok, enjoy XD

1st person: Hey dude i got an A in my business exam
2nd person: Wow how did you do that?
1st person: I revised, bla bla bla yadda yadda yadda blaaa
2nd person: ohhhhhh fair do's

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Soggy Johnny

used when in anger and you need to retalliate to something you don't care about

I couldn't give a soggy johnny about your new shoes, im watching the football!

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Howdy Diddle

like "How do" or hello

just makes saying "hello" less boring XD

*walks into room*
"Howdy Diddle Yall!!!"

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