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swonking

The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.

Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar April 10, 2016


swonking

The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.

Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!

by HitlerOfGrammar December 6, 2017


kachinganut

The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.

Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017


MTWTFSS

1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on

"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"

You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.

by HitlerOfGrammar March 18, 2018

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Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017


feminut

The aura surrounding all radical feminists that renders them unfuckable 24/7.

Guy 1: Apparently that red-haired feminist has a child.
Guy 2: How the fuck did a man find her fuckable?! SHe has the feminut!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

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The Fux

If someone has the fux it means that they are essentially a pussy magnet. They can sexually attract anyone of their choice.

Dude 1: You hear about Tyler last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, heard he got laid at the party.
Dude 1: What could you expect? He got the fux.
Dude 2: Nigga u gay af.

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017