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The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.
Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!
The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.
Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!
1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on
"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.
7👍 2👎
German definition of an ass-whooping. Literally, arsch = ass, klapper = a clap
Nazi pornstar: Get ready for a big arschklapper, for you haf been very naughty, young ledy!
When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
A really devoted Trump supporter.
Dude 1: Man, Trump won the election.
Dude 2: Look at all his supporters chanting his name in front of the Trump Tower.
Dude 1: Fucking trumpets.
The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.
Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!