The action of doing something completely badass without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if drunk, high, or simply really euphoric or excited.
Dude 1: Holy crap! Oh my god! Holy crap! Oh my god!
Dude 2: (To Dude 3) Jesus Christ! How many pills did he swallow?
(Dude 1 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Shit! He high AF dude, he be swonking!
The action of doing something amazing without the knowledge of being able to do so. It can happen if under the influence.
Dude 1: Jeez, what did he smoke?
(Dude 2 does a backflip)
Dude 3: Jesus! He is filled to the brim with that shit! He's swonking!
The expression that defines the full extent of the euphoria during ejaculation. It gives a slight comical sense to sex, which makes it 100 times better.
Guy: Shit I'm gonna nut!
Girl: Holy shit already?!
Guy: K-k-k-k-kachingaNUT!
1. The acronym for the 7 days in a week
2. Your typical dialogue between someone who stepped on someone's toa and someone's who's toa got stepped on
"MY TOE WHAT THE FUCK" "SO SORRY"
You're at a movie theatre, someone's trying to go by a bunch of people to his seat. You hear "MTWTFSS", you know what went down.
7π 2π
When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.
Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!
The aura surrounding all radical feminists that renders them unfuckable 24/7.
Guy 1: Apparently that red-haired feminist has a child.
Guy 2: How the fuck did a man find her fuckable?! SHe has the feminut!
1π 2π
If someone has the fux it means that they are essentially a pussy magnet. They can sexually attract anyone of their choice.
Dude 1: You hear about Tyler last night?
Dude 2: Yeah, heard he got laid at the party.
Dude 1: What could you expect? He got the fux.
Dude 2: Nigga u gay af.