Josie

WOF addict. Would fuck Pedro Pascal anytime. Complete Gerontophile.

Q: Who would do earbud sex with Pedro Pascal.
A: Josie

Edan

His friend had to tell him he got dumped by his gf. He plays wayyyy to much Hypixel. Edan's true love is Jennifer Lawrence or Wes Bentley. He can't reject people. AND HE ABSOLUTELY FUCKS THE BRAINS OUT OF YOU jk.

Son: Hey look it's an idiot Edan.
Uncle: No Alejandro that's an oxymoron.