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Bestie

A variation of the words, 'best friends,' or 'best friends forever.' Commonly used between two BFFs once the name 'Bff' becomes over-used and old, however, Bestie will never become more popular than Bff because BFF will always remain the original, and true name for Best Friends.

Mary: Ok I have new nick-names for us.
Jen: Yep?
Mary: Besties.
Jen: Ok bestie!
Mary: Wub you bestie!

by HmmfCreator June 11, 2009

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Eff

An abbreviation of the word 'FRIENDS' or 'FRIENDS FOREVER' from 'Best Friends Forever' or 'Bff.' Typically used between two Bff's who have created nicknames for each other from 'BFF,' one friend is Bee and the other is Eff Eff (or just Eff for short.)

Spellings of this word Eff can range from, 'Eff to Effffffff' depending on how many f's you prefer. Further nicknames include, Effaroo, Effness, Effy, Eff Eff Effness and EffLochness.

Mary: Hey bee

Jen: Hey Eff

Mary: Bee i'm in such a hmmf :(

Jen: Don't worry we'll be bee's and eff's forever.

by HmmfCreator May 27, 2009

7πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ness

A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'

Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.

by HmmfCreator May 29, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Loch

A nickname which originates from the word 'Efflochness' which is another nickname typically used between two bffs. One bff is 'Loch' and the other is 'Ness.'

These types of nicknames share strong similarities with the primary bff nick-names, 'bee' and 'eff.'

Jen: Hey loch!
Mary: Hey ness!
Jen: Do you think our nicknames are starting to get a bit weird?
Mary: Yep.

by HmmfCreator May 29, 2009

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.

Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

by HmmfCreator June 4, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Bum

The verb 'to bum' is used to describe the act of either, sucking up to, following or loving somebody or something.

'Did you see Jason in class today? He's such a teacher's pet he totally loves to bum Mr Matthews, its sick.'

'Oh em gee sarah was totally bumming Emily alll yesterday! They were stuck to each other like glue and i mean woah they arn't even bffs!'

Sally: I bum you!
Melanie: I bum you too!

Elle: I BUM ZAC EFRON!

by HmmfCreator June 5, 2009

10πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Mr Fox

Commonly used between two BFFs, Mr Fox originated from the film, 'Vacancy.' In a scene where a man (Mr Fox) is trying to call the police because someone is trying to kill him in a hotel. Mr Fox is unknowingly speaking to the killer on the phone, until the man proceeds to call him by his name 'Mr Fox,' thus giving away the fact that he is infact the killer. Mr Fox then proceeds to run out of the phone booth towards his hotel room whilst the killer chases him in his car.

This name is not to be confused with 'Fantastic Mr Fox' which is a children's novel written by Roald Dahl, first published in the US by Alfred A. Knopf in 1970 with illustrations by Donald Chaffin.

Mason: 911 Emergency?

David Fox: Yeah, hello. We need some help. Some people are trying to kill us. Mason: Where are you located, sir? David Fox: Me and my wife, we're at this motel, the Pinewood Motel. It's near the mountains. They've got us trapped.

Mason: Who has you trapped, sir? David Fox: I don't know. We just need help. The Pinewood Motel.

Mason: Yes, sir. Do you have an address? David Fox: No! It's near some woods. Jesus Christ, look it up!

Mason: You're going to need to settle down, sir. You'll never survive if you lose control, Mr Fox. (David realizes he's talking to Mason.)

Mason: You shouldn't be wandering around in the dark by yourself.

Mary: Hoy!
Jen: Mr fox... is that you?
Mary: IT'S MR FOX!
Jen: OH EM GEE MR FOX!

by HmmfCreator June 11, 2009

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž