Cock

Raw meat which Horny bastards use in certain situations. Most people prefer raw meat but some weirdos prefer to cook the meat in a furnace or something ⁉️ Make sure to keep your COC secure from getting raided by giants (protection recommend)

His feelings for her were as hard as COCk

Arrogant bastard

Someone who loves their own COC to pieces (even if it is big ). This person feels the need to flex their arse off about how they can spell the word “A” correct . THIS IS SECRETLY A CRY FOR HELP - I NEED THIS DUCKING SPELLING TEST

Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard

Legosexual

The state of being turned on like a noorwegian microwave over pieces of plastic that you can stick in each other

Norr gazed at the Lego iron man and felt alive for the first time in years. Apparently I have to include the word so “legosexual”

Stuborn bastard

A person who can’t admit that they are wrong even when the fat bastard knows that their fat arse is completely bull shitting

Norr you stuborn bastard (secretly love it tho )