indie artist

Some one who has square, plastic framed glasses, owns a guitar and always holds a paintbrush.

Scarf and herbal cigarettes are optional, but preferred.

1: "Wow, who's that douche playing a guitar with a paintbrush while doing hookah?"
2: "Nononono, man. He's chill, he's an indie artist."
1: "Oh WOW! Now I wish I was him. What song is he playing?"
2: "I dunno, it's probably some really underground folksy song from the Juno Sountrack."
1: "Whoa..."

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twat nom

To nom one's twat, or to eat one out.

Chatspeak for eating pussy.

"I WANNA EAT YOUR PUSSY!"
"Twat nom. Lawls."

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John McCain

Definition unavailable, please see old.

John McCain is old. He is also running for President. People make political jokes about his age. Lawls ensue.

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Cloverfielded

To have one of your possessions completely ravaged so that is looks like New York City post-Cloverfield.

"WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR?!"
"It was Cloverfielded when this bitch who backed her car into me in the parking lot."

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