Male who acts strangely with a weird aroma, who you believe to be on a government register.
"Iâm sure Iâve seen that pervy pete on Crimewatchâ
âCall the police I canât find my baby and Iâve just seen pervy pete leave the buildingâ
Pete: âif you want Iâll babysit for you tonightâ
Normal Person: âFuck off or Iâll stab you in the eye and get the old bill on you. And how the hell did you get into my house?â
Pete: âoh havenât you got a cute kidâ
Translation:â Iâm gonna eat your babyâ
Pete: âIâm in the mood for a good night out and a bit of romanceâ
Translation: âIâm gonna break into your house tonight, kill your cat and drink its blood and then rape your mumâ
Pete: âI watched this really good documentary last nightâ
Translation: âI finally got that web cam working in your bedroomâ
âHey man did you just fart?â
âNo, pete just came inâ
Pete: âI love my mumâ
Translation: âI keep her body under the bedâ
Pete: âMe and my dad get on so wellâ
Translation: âHe taught me how to groom kids and not leave any evidence behindâ
Pete: âDonât you just love the smell of rain?â
Translation: âBATH TIME!â
Pete: âHey luv its been 3 months since we started seeing each other, shall we go out and celebrateâ
Girlfriend: âLook, I donât know who you are or where you came from, I swear I wonât tell the police just please untie me and let me see my mum, I only went out for some milkâ.
Pete: âI love Halloweenâ
Translation: âChereece has her birthday on Halloween and there are lots of young kids wandering the streetâ
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