microsexual

A person who is attracted solely to smaller people (small rather than thin).

Did you see all those Mini-Me posters in Big Bertha's bedroom, she's such a microsexual.

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macrosexual

Some-one who is attracted to unusually large people (height moreso than weight).

Look at Biff eying Big Bertha, what a macrosexual.

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phage

Pathogenic lifeform shaped somewhat lovingly, like a rocket enema.

Hey Mr. Smith, is that smear really 12,000 phages?

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