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Boned Smile

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).

"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

50πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


50 State Club

It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.

"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

38πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

70πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Snow Crotch

It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.

Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino"
Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch."

by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Chest Pubes

Chest hair that is curly, like pubes.

It's in the movie Step Brothers.

"When I dried my body off after my shower I got amazing Chest Pubes"

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jack Faced

It's the look you get when one of your parents walk on you jacking off. You usually stare at them with an open mouth saying "uh," and it's followed by "It's not what it looks like," or "I was just scratching."

"Man I was totally Jack Faced when my mom walked in on me jacking it."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

32πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž