Pavement Princess

Lifted pickup/SUV (Jeep, Silverado, and the like) with chrome and/or black XD, TIS, or Fuel wheels on rubber band mud terrain or all terrain tires. Never sees mud or gravel. The only flexing they do is on the mall curbs.

Occasionally you'll see them with bald tires because most of the owners are too broke or bad with money that they can't afford new tires. They're still financing the vehicle and wheels at 39% APR and/or paying child support to 5 babymamas.

Best to steer clear of these vehicles on the road as the driver is aggressive and has at least 3 DUIs.

That Jeep has rubber band tires and it's too clean. It doesn't look like it goes off road very much. That thing is a pavement princess.

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!