Crantels

1. Personal belongings
2. Male or female genitalia

1. I had all my crantels stolen from my car by some slimy duckweed.
2. After Jack and Jill's fifth date, Jill got her crantels out for Jack to look at.

Fug

When you can't think of a fruit with three letters

Hey dude, I met that guy with smelly crantels the other night.
What guy?
Mmmmmm, Fug?
Don't you mean Ben?
Yeah, Ben Dover!