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This is during a pandemic when you wear your facemask over your mouth but you don't cover your nose and it looks like when your dick is sticking out of the top waistband of your underwear but your balls are still covered.
Dude put your face mask on right your covidicknose is sticking out!
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When you go in for a fist bump with your bros, and instead of giving him a fist bump you open your hand and grab his fist and you go through the gears like you were shifting gears in a car making car shifting sounds .
Dude I went in for a fist bump and my buddy grabbed my hand and he drove my fist like a stickshift.
When you wear your face mask on your ear because you're too much of a douchebag to wear over your face.
That chick is wearing her mask on one ear in public and she's not eating, that's a case of maskbaggery if ever seen one.
Something that's not a banana, but tastes like banana.
Wow I really like that rum drink, it was very banana-ey.