Toluca Lake

A neighborhood of Los Angeles— and, according to their Chamber of Commerce— also a bit of Burbank, California, located in the 818 area code, populated by lots of upper middle-class white people. It is nestled between North Hollywood, Studio City, Universal City, and (the rest of?) Burbank.

A useful stop in case your partner in organized crime accidentally shoots your mole in the face and you need to take the car to a friendly place ASAP, but you’re in the valley, where your boss doesn’t have any friendly places.

“I’m callin’ my partner in Toluca Lake.”
“Where’s Toluca Lake?”
“It’s just over the hill, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we gonna do, man, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners in 818.”

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r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

The largest Reddit.com community (or Subreddit) dedicated to being a meme page specifically for transgender people.

At the time of writing, the majority of the userbase is known for being trans women, but it sees plenty of trans men and non-binary posters too.

Its name contains exactly 7 letter As and 10 letter Ns. It’s also known as “Traa” for short.

“Girl, you got yourself a major hangover! What were you doing last night?”
“I played the r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns drinking game…”
“What?”
“I went on Traa and took a shot every time I saw a post with Ferris Argyle. I got through the first bottle in ten minutes…”

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Wednesday warrior

Somebody who stormed the United States Capitol on Wednesday, January 6, 2021.

Have you seen all those videos of people getting yoinked at the airport after being identified as Wednesday warriors? What were they expecting, a visit from the Tooth Fairy?

brodude

An anti-dudebro; a guy who is superficially similar to a dudebro or stereotypical frat guy, but unlike a dudebro, is cool about other guys deviating from traditional masculinity, considers it important for men to be able to talk about their feelings, and respects all kinds of people who are different from him.

“Hey, wanna go to the bar with me and Jim tonight?”
“Um, no dude, I’m gay and wearing purple nail polish. He wears that Buccaneers hat everywhere, makes dick jokes all the time, and can’t go one sentence and a half without saying ‘bro.’ You’re asking to mix Diet Coke and Mentos.”
“Nah man, you got him fucked up. Jim’s a brodude. You could show up in a dress and cry on his shoulder and he would HAPPILY fist-bump you and ask if you want to watch the game.”
“Oh, cool, but you know I’m still a Patriots fan!”

femgirl

A feminine girl.

Like a femboy, but a girl as opposed to a boy. Or like a tomboy, but feminine as opposed to masculine, if you’d rather go that route.

My Catholic school makes all the girls dress like femgirls…

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gay keymash

See gay keyboard mashing.

The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.

“this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”

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dipshit

Somebody who is sufficiently lacking in common sense or common decency, especially both.

Synonymous with “jackass.”

“Some dipshit ate my last falafel.”
“That was you.”
“Exactly!”