tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

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dinky winky

n. A small penis

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week

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G and L

n. Abbreviation of "gambled and lost." Refers to fart that comes out with a little something extra.

After that burrito, I figured I had a G and L coming on; I went for it and lost.

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spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

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jam raid

n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat

Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.

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electric fart

n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.

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SMIB

n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.

See that SMIB in the Trans Am parked in front of the mobile home?

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