dinky winky

n. A small penis

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week

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G and L

n. Abbreviation of "gambled and lost." Refers to fart that comes out with a little something extra.

After that burrito, I figured I had a G and L coming on; I went for it and lost.

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spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

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SMIB

n. Acronym for "Southern Maryland InBred". Refers primarily to the residents of St. Mary's Co Maryland, who are obsessed with lite beer, pro wrestling, and NASCAR.

See that SMIB in the Trans Am parked in front of the mobile home?

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crank

n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

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rice

v. To take a shitty jap car, add some Vtech stickers, spoiler, and fuck up the camber.

I just spent $12000 ricing up a $8000 piece of shit.

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jam raid

n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat

Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.

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