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The act of sending memes or funny pictures via air drop to random people.
Dude I Ouenesed like 10 people on my flight this morning. They had no idea who I was.
When you are in the middle of no where and your only hope of survival is to signal aliens by creating circle turds.
This process involved squatting and shitting whilst rotating 360 degrees to create a ground signal to aliens.
This process is also used to mark your ground so aliens know you own the area.
Dude some aliens tried to anal probe me the other night. Once they saw my circle turds the respected my space.
The act of having sex with some one between the mattress and bed frame.
Used to apply more pressure to achieve a tighter feel for both parties. Usually the female is Samawiched but can be used for gay couples as well.
Dude the chick I am seeing at the moment said I want to try something new so I showed her the Samawich. She loved the extra pressure from the Samawich press.
The only issue is the air supply so I am installing a scuba setup for longer durations.
A Samawich is a sandwich which contains Salamander meat. You can add any additional condiments you like.
Dude when I was stranded on the island after my boat sank I had to make a samawich every day. It was actually quite tasty with some seaweed.