Clifberger

A human footprint left in concrete or pavement.

That guy is so fat, you can follow his clifbergers to find him.

Joshed

When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.

Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.

Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.