New Egypt

A town in the middle of no where, No one knows where it is or how to get there, even though it is in the center of New Jersey. The smallest town anyone could ever live in. The school population is not even over 500. Its lame as hell and is full of pot heads, sluts, and bitches. The High school is nothing but fulled of drunken whores. Everybody knows everyone and everything about them. No one can keep a secret and everything gets twisted around. If anyone asks you where you live and you say New Egypt people will say where the fuck is that? IGA is the "hot spot" because the town doesn't have anywhere to work for miles. the down is practically run down and over rules by MS-13. Every other town around New Egypt hates it. The Football teams suck, and there is way to much POP Warner. The town is full of hicks. and knows nothing about being "scene". End of story New Egypt sucks and is the worst place to live

Your from New Egypt, that town is full of sluts.


That girl is a bitch, she must be from New Egypt.


They're running around GA like they run the place, fucking Newegyptians.

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