twunch

Simply stated, 'twat for lunch'.

Man that twunch I had earlier tonight was nasty.....rotten eggs, I tell you

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try me

another way of saying "give me a chance" or "let me know what's on your mind".

Holly: "hi hun, you seem upset, what's wrong?"

Rob: "ah, nothin' really... you probably wouldn't wanna hear about anyway."

Holly: "oh yeah? try me, babe...."

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crumpet

a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--

harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"

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Atlanta

-The Capitol of Georgia
-Home of Coca Cola, the 1996 Olympics, a shitload of traffic and Hartsfield Airport
-Where Georgia's McMansion-suburbanites claim to live
-The only place in the world where on December 23rd one can ice skate outdoors and then go play in the fountain at Centennial Park

"Are you going to Atlanta for Christmas?"
"Don't remind me."

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schniken schniden schnoodle

a word that sounds german

gutan tag, bologna, and heinz.

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survey says

another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).

when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!

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madelicious

As good as, a crack ass hoe with every STD you can get who gives guys lots of toss salads, can be.

Girl, that half eaten hamburger on the ground by that gas station bathroom with blood and a bandaid stuck to it looks madelicious.

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