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Furbies

An evil toy that used to be popular in the 90's i had about 8 of them. i used to put them in the dark so they would fall asleep and shut up. when they malfunctioned they would make a really annoying sound that wouldnt go away unless you smashed it against the floor

furbies are the devil

by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007

77πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 11, 2007

80πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


oh dear god

something you say when you experience something or see something so unbelievably unbelieavble

oh dear god he's dressed like a pink bunny for halloween

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

42πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


comerapeme.com

also referred to as myspace by crazy lawyers and overprotective parents and irresponsible preteens who think its myspaces fault that their client/child/ or themselves has had a bad experience with a sexual predator

comerapeme.com is the best site ever losers

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shit

what people say when they ask to leave their classroom during school and when they get back in their seat they realize that they have to go to the bathroom

shit why didn't i go to the bathroom after i went to my locker?

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Tila Tiquelia

a tan annoying little mouse looking singer made famous by myspace that my cousin jeffree HATES because he talked shit on her. she was on one of my favorite shows the showbiz show and she has the most visited pages on myspace. i hate her

Tila tiquelia should go die in a ditch.

by Holly Matronic April 25, 2007

41πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


truth or dare advanced

the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat

truth or dare advanced is a risky game

by Holly Matronic May 14, 2007

35πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž