Trumpkin

When Donald J. Trump gets a “sloppy” blumpkin from Ivanka. He must be eating McDonald’s during and before for at least 24 hours. He must be sitting on a golden toilet. He must have Billy Corgan’s band legally changed to the name of The Smashing Blumpkins. He then has to get billy corgan over to wrestle a crocodile While singing “ despite all my rage I Still love Faceoff with Nicholas Cage“.

After Trump has 36 trumpkins bequeathed to him, hologram ODB will run for President.

This is the official Trumpkin definition as learned from any degree in Shamanism from Trump University.

“ I was listening to the news and looks like he’s at Trumpkin #35. IBM is almost done coding ODB as a hologram. I’m pretty sure he’s gonna legalize medical PcP again”.

Friend : “ no shit. If he doesn’t ODB will”.

2👍 2👎