The Matrix

1. The computer-generated artificial reality in which everyone except Keanu Reeves and a handful of other actors reside, oblivious to the pain, suffering, and general crappiness of the real world.

2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.

1. L0L! t3h m4tr1x h45 j00! pwnt!!!!!1!

2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...

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