Jonesgo

(unit of time)
The time it takes a Welsh Brummie to get a really obscure sexual innuendo or joke.

Usually equates to several minutes.

Bloody hell mate, that took you an absolute jonesgo to get that one!!

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adderley

Exclamation made when you find that a puppy has ripped up your lino and shat on the floorboards.

"oh fuckin' Adderley! not again! you little bastard!"

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chewscrew

Waking up in a strange girls house, the day after the office Xmas party and realising what, and who you've just done.

"I can't believe you chewscrewed that slapper!"

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