Moofasa

Some lion that dies in lion king, cuz he's sweet.

Moofasa is a lion.

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DJKMAC

Void of mind, and social life.
Being gay and prefering Butt Sex.

Your an DJKMAC!

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beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

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bagel

A really old doughnut

Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.

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kwitty

when you see a girl who is tall with blonde hair and big boobs, you call her a kwitty.

"Check out that babe"
"yeah, shes a kwitty"

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candy

A word I started using to replace the well over-used word "sweet". I used to say sweet, and then added the "like candy" for emphasis. "Man, that car is sweet like candy." I then shortened it to simply "candy". I use it instead of sweet in everyday conversation.

1 dude..."Dude, there's free ber at the Junction tonight!"
Another dude..."Candy."

Now if I could just find a word to use instead of dude...

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hair

stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, pubes

1) there is hair on my balls, ew.
2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that!

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