Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

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Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"