TRANSLUCENT CLAM CHOWDER

A slang word for cum because of the appearance. Cum that is lumpy and having a egg white texture to it.

When she got done sucking me off she let me spray my translucent clam chowder on her face.

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Tuna pipe

That hot smelly, steamy, slimy spot between a woman's legs that reeks of tasty, tangy tuna.

Hey girl! When you gonna let me cram my big ole hog leg up in that stinky tuna pipe?!!!

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Maltha falka

How a nigger says mother fucker.
pronounced (mouth uh foul kuh)

(Nigger 1) What up Tyrone?
(Nigger 2) WHAT UP MALTHA FALKA!!!!

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RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER

A red headed whore that loves to gobble on the knob (head of a mans cock) until he explodes in her mouth as she gobbles up the goo.

I'll take the brunette, you can have the RED HEADED KNOB GOBBLER.

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Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

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Dong butter

Sticky cum and pussy juice mixed together making a buttery paste after a long fuck session.

After she gets out of the shower and eats breakfast. Ask her if she likes dong butter. I just wiped my dick on her pancakes.

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MUD TUNNEL

A unclean butthole. Shit sticking to the walls and outer rim of the ass pipe. Another name for butthole.

After I get finished blistering this hot smelly tuna pipe, I'm gonna cram it in her ole puckered up mud tunnel.

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