Goude

Pronounced Gowdy, but looks like Gouda, reminiscent of the smeg cheese that forms in unmentionable places.

A sexual act involving an older man's limb stump penetrating another man's asshole for pleasure and/or domination purposes. Both men must claim to be straight and be in personal relationships with women. If the person receiving the Goude takes a bath once a month, this makes the act more authentic. Commonly performed in institutions of higher learning between two staff members.

Person 1: "Hey, what was going on in the IT office last night?"
Person 2: "Apparently, the old guy gave the unwashed weirdo a Goude after everyone went home."

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