skortle

To chortle while wearing a skort (garment which combines a skirt and shorts).

A: Bonnie chuckled and snorted whilst wearing culottes this evening!
B: Oh, I love to skortle!

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October 27

National throw your friend named Ian down a flight of stairs

Person: it’s october 27th...

Ian: Shit

peenut

in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.

I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.

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October 29th

The day where kelleigh goes on a killing spree

Kelleigh: guess what it’s October 29th...

Person: oh no

GAT

stands for "Gay Alaskan Triplets," the three identical gay babies which Sarah Palin gave birth to in 1986 and then aborted. HAHA!

You heard about GAT?
Palin's aborted gay triplets? Sure! What a waste, that was her only redeeming quality.

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uhaul

Verb.

To move in with someone. Sometimes used in conjunction with "it." Originated in the gay/lesbian community.

Person 1: My girlfriend and I decided to uhaul.

Person 2: Cool. So, when are you guys moving in together? I can help you pack stuff with my truck.
Person 1: Next Saturday, probably. That'd be great!

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