Frances Bits

Usually are terrible at their jobs. Can be a middle child and they suffer from depression. These creatures have no formal education and like to manipulate or micromanage everyone. They carry lice in their hairy backs. Usually have a big belly but small brain titties and a disease filled mouth. They eat a lot and horde candy bars in their pockets.

All my alcohol was consumed by Frances bits again

yurasek

A Yurasek is a big disgusting creature between the anus and the scrotum. They’re usually loud, obnoxious and aggressive. They taste like rotten eggs that have been filled with blood and spoiled beans. Usually the reside from Slovenia and appear friendly it they will backstab you, they will bite the hand that feeds them and they are a prude but also socially deviant. Be very careful when you are near a Yurasek as often they carry sickness and disease. Often coughing and double dipping in your food, they will fart in your face and spread tuberculosis with their repeated coughing. Never share food with a Yurasek because they are frugal and usually complain about walking too much and when they are hungry they make poor decisions. A good sign is the bad hygiene they exhibit, so stay clear of these people!

I almost died the last time I sat next to a Yurasek, foul smelling creatures to avoid are yurasek’s.