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Poo Crumbs

1. Small crumbs of poo-ey loo roll debris left around the floor area of a toilet when someone - usually a guy - wipes their butt too hard and vigorously after doing a poo. Often happens when one is in a hurry or gets disturbed from normal poo routine, and turns and stands to wipe.Totally gross.

2.What you can therefore call someone who totally creeps you out or you find disgusting

1. Holy crap dude, why do you always make so much poo crumbs?

2. That guy is a stinky poo crumb

by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

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Poo Stripe

1.The existence of a stripe of poo in a guys underpants, created from not having wiped themselves clean after going for a no 2 and also pulling their underwear up a few times during the day subsequently, thus causing the stripe.

1. Girlf - Oh gross, don't leave your poo stripe pants on my floor

Boyf - Those boxers are stretched out anyway just chuck em, been pulling them up all day

by Honey Monroe July 10, 2011

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