When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.
That dude is so gay he grew a dick blanket.
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Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.
When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.