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Snowbird

1. North American term for a person (typically elderly) that migrates to warmer regions (mostly in the Southern United States) from the North or Midwest during the cold Winter months.

2. An archaic term for a junkie addicted to white powdered drugs, mainly Cocaine and/or China White Heroin.

1. Man 1: "The snowbirds are starting to come early this year."
Man 2: "Yup, must be getting cold up North, already."

2. Silent film actress, Alma Rubens, who was a well known snowbird, ruined her career because of her addiction to Cocaine, Morphine, and Heroin. She was admitted to several sanatoriums to rehabilitate, but relapsed every time. After being arrested for trying to smuggle drugs from Mexico, she fell ill and died at the age of 33.

She wrote about her life, in full detail, in a memoir just before she died. They were published under the title, 'Alma Rubens, Silent Snowbird: Her Complete 1930 Memoir'

by Honey bee June 9, 2019


oolock

Being cock blocked in the worse way possible by the person you would expect the least to do it.

Oh man, I got this really hot chick in bed last night. She wanted to do everything to me. But just as I was undressing her, I felt the hands of my bestfriend touching me! He wouldn't stop doing it! He oolocked me!

by Honey bee January 3, 2004

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I did it for the vine

A phrase that is no doubt on many a police report, tombstone, insurance claim, and divorce petition.

"What's that new tattoo on your collarbone, bro?"
"My family motto"
"I can't read the shitty font what's it say"
"'I did it for the vine'"
"Hey yeah I remember seeing that on your dad and grandpa's tombstones"

by Honey bee October 10, 2013

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